So, here’s what happens when you decide you’re gonna “stay in” for the night with some friends… you get some vodka, some beer, some sushi, some Zours, a few Parliaments, rent Shaun of the Dead, and hit the lights. Well, after a couple of hours and some walking around the apartment without shoes or lights… you hit your left foot against your desk… and you break a toe.
Now, this isn’t the first time I’ve broken a toe. I was once at the beach, in the ocean in an intertube, and stepped down on the ocean floor poorly. So I’m familiar with how this goes. There’s not much to be done when you break a toe. You just kind of need to let it heal. It’s not so inconvenient that you need to wear a cast or that it will affect your day. But it’s enough of a pain to annoy you all weekend.