The AP reported earlier today:
“Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years. The findings were published in the October edition of the Indian journal “Current Science,” which said it was the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state, according to the Press Trust of India news agency.”
“The fossils are tiny swarm cells, a stage in the development of the fungus myxomycetes, also known as slime molds.”
Oh. Maybe not, actually.