I would like to take this moment to dedicate my love for the angel of the angels, a.k.a. Marguerite Perrin. Marguerite (or “Mags” to friends like me) is God’s gift to blogs. She’s outspoken, passionate, verbose, and defies logic at every turn. On a recent episode of Fox’s Trading Spouses, Mags unloaded a bucketful of rebuking, blessings, and just unintelligible, guttural noises. It’s pure poetry… or gospel.
Who is Mags? Some would call her “crazy,” but she dubs herself a “God warrior.” And, man, does she unleash a war for the TV cameras. As per the show’s set-up, Mags is shipped off to live with “hippie astrologists” in Massachussetts. As expected, this does not bode well for peaceful living, as she begins to loudly protest “dark-sided stuff,” “gargoyles,” and rips up belongings while declaring “She’s not a Christian!!” and “Everything is ungodly!!”
Wanna see some highlights? Of course you do. The good folks at YouTube.com have posted a brief collection of clips that you can download right here. Enjoy!
Meanwhile, she’s become such a sensation of the blogosphere, that someone has already created a dance remix using snippets from her tirade. Click here to get a listen of the “Ungodly Remix” over at Stereogum.
Consider the Marguerite Perrin Fan Club open for business.