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Learn Something New Every Day

From the Esquire list of “59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30:”

“34. Wear Converse All Stars with a tuxedo.
35. Propose via stadium Jumbotron.
36. Decide anything based on the ruminations of Howard Stern.
37. Call ‘shotgun’ before getting in a car.
38. Dispute someone else’s call of ‘shotgun.’
39. Whine.
40. Mist up during Aerosmith’s ‘Dream On.’
41. Purchase fireworks.
42. Google the word ‘vagina.’
43. Ride a pony.
44. Sport an ironic mustache.”

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