UPDATED AGAIN: Thanks to a post by commenter “will,” we now have our attention directed to the “Screw Screech” web site, where a guy named Ryan is trying to stick it to Dustin Diamond, and save his own house. Check it out.
UPDATE: Screech is still trying to save his house, but I wanted to respond to what a recent commenter wrote, and assure everyone… Dustin Diamond is not related to Beastie Boy Mike Diamond. Sorry. That’s an urban myth.
First, we get news that Jodie Sweetin from Full House is rebounding from a crystal meth addiction by hosting a new stripper-dance game show. Now, it appears that Dustin Diamond (a.k.a. “Screech”) from Saved by the Bell is gonna lose his home in Wisconsin. What is Diamond’s plan? Selling T-shirts to raise the $250,000 he needs to not be evicted. Here’s part of what he says:
At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I’m calling out to anyone who will listen.
1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense.
2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house.
I’ve designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House!
1. A $15.00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house.
2. A $20.00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message “Fuck Giraldo”.
First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we’ll Save Screeech’s House!