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Mary-Kate’s Thought Processes

Mary-Kate's Thought Processes

23/6.com posted this hysterical flowchart of Mary-Kate Olsen‘s thought processes the night of Heath Ledger’s death.

23/6 introduces it:

As the timeline of 28-year-old actor Heath Ledger’s death is pieced together, every media outlet in the world is reporting that his panicked masseuse, Diane Lee Wolozin, called Ledger’s girlfriend, actress Mary-Kate Olsen, “for guidance” twice four times three times before calling 911. The inscrutable, waiflike twin, who was in Park City, Utah California after promoting “The Wackness” at Sundance ordered private bodyguards over to the apartment where Ledger’s lifeless body was found, instead of telling Wolozin to call the emergency number. Sure, celebrities crave privacy, but really: what was she thinking?

Slightly untasteful, yes, but brutally funny:

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