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Please Somebody Kill Fred Phelps

Please Somebody Kill Fred Phelps


Not that it surprises me, but the most vile man alive, Fred Phelps, has announced he and his gang of fucktards will picket Heath Ledger’s funeral because :

Heath Ledger thought it was great fun defying God Almighty and his plain word; to wit: God Hates Fags! & Fag Enablers! Ergo, God hates the sordid tacky, bucket of slime seasoned with vomit known as ‘Brokeback Mountain’ – and He hates all persons having anything whatsoever to do with it.

Heath Ledger is now in Hell, and has begun serving his eternal sentence there – beside which, nothing else about Heath Ledger is relevant or consequential.

Could somebody seriously go stab, maim or dismember Mr. Phelps? I promise you God won’t mind.

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I promise on everything i own, if fred phelps and his wife ever make a stop in buffalo ny, i will fire a 0.50 in (12.7 mm)caliber round through both of their heads. there will be no open casket for him.

Napalm Boy

Fred Phelps and his entire congregation should be napalmed, they should die screaming while their skin is cooked off them.
Napalm is horrific, but that’s not always a bad thing.

Jane Doe

He is coming to Arizona at the end of January. I will give it serious consideration. No joke. I do not like this person.

Zataer=kill phelps

these idiots are the worst kind of human,they have gone lower than the worst criminals in history,i’m sure we can find some ancient chinese torture methods to kill them real slowly,if it was my way id use surgical techniques to open them all up and have them see their organs (YES EVEN THE CHILDREN). They are simply homophobics with attitude exaggerating from the bible.they are probably doing incest. we should put them under phsyco analysis in order to find out what triggered thier homophobia.We should kill them.The world will be one step closer to being a better place. As far as a person like me might be concerned they are helping the devil achieve his plan by getting rid of free speech.after that, its basically over.They must have a dodgy version of KJV.There are more books not listed in the bible that say that there are demons who can be directly identified as being in contact with these dogs. we need to deal with them. before they do somethingneven more stupid. They still have their chance, lets take it away from them…


I personally believe that there should be a physical revolt against This man’s group. If the American government won’t massacre them, then another group needs to deal with them. Until that day I will be wishing willfully. And I will enjoy seeing the blood of his children splatter over my face while I rape their corpses (although I don’t think they’ll get it up, they are ugly bitches) Maybe we could just get the FBI to raid the house of every Westboro Baptist and hang them one by one. Children first so their mother’s and father’s watch in horror. And at the end of it all, it shall be recorded, every bit of that slaughter, shown to Phelps, and he will suffer death by 1000 cuts. I am a new zealander and sadly have absolutely NO power to do this. But I simply hope that all the gangs of America and the government ally for one day of lawlessness and ignorance of human rights of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Thank you for the blog. And I pray to whatever God exists that one day our wish will be granted

Dan Griffin

I completely agree with the heading to this blog! People like Fred phelps should not be allowed to spread hate (and cause others too hate) as he does.

Heath Ledger contributed more in his short, gifted life than Phelps and his ilk will in generations.


Phelps's Gay Lover

Fred Phelps gives great head. I popped him in the bunghole last night. He squeeled like a little girl with delight. This is all an act.


Unfortunately, while these people are featured in tv special after tv special, interview after interview, appearing almost certifiably bonkers as they reel off scripture … just ignore them. Stop taking them seriously – Stop empowering them, Americans.


Only in America


Secondly, why are Phelps and co, who, afaik, are considered nutjobs by even the most devout evangelicals, given so much empowerment via press access?


What i don’t understand is : how are these people allowed to picket funerals ? Is it a constitutional right ( ie 1st Amendment )?

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