Our annual nail in the coffin has been hammered: our final thoughts on the year in film, our last airing of grievances, and our ultimate chance to mention those films that might have been passed over in either our Ten Best or our 11 Offenses. “Two Cents” constitutes the year’s most unanticipated awards gala, including honors for the “We Should Have Reviewed This” Award, Most Overlooked Performance, Worst Cinematography, Most Unexpectedly Moving Finale, Best and Worst Ending, Scariest Performance, Worst 3-D, Least-Expectedly Effective Horror Scenario, the Alfred Molina Award for Overacting, Most Endangered Species, Best Action Sequence, the “Oh, Right, That Came Out This Year and Thanks for Reminding Me, Armond White” Award, and much more! Read on!, and say, goodnight, 2010, you old bitch.
They said what about me? I’ll show those punks a thing or two . . .