Watch: Trailer For ‘The Three Musketeers 3D’ Is Basically ‘Resident Evil’ With Frilly Dresses

Watch: Trailer For 'The Three Musketeers 3D' Is Basically 'Resident Evil' With Frilly Dresses


The first trailer has arrived for Paul W.S. Anderson‘s “The Three Musketeers” and it looks like the best film yet from the helmer, although that’s backhanded praise for a guy whose directed two “Resident Evilfilms, “Death Race” and “AVP: Alien Vs. Predator.”

The film stars Logan Lerman, Milla Jovovich, Matthew Macfadyen, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Mads Mikkelson, Gabriella Wilde, Juno Temple, Orlando Bloom and Christoph Waltz in what looks to be a pretty broad re-imagining of the Alexandre Dumas novel. So don’t watch this instead of reading the book if you have a literature paper to write. We have to admit, there was a pretty easy charm running through this that looks like it could be good brainless, leave-your-mind at the door fun. On the other hand, it might just be plain brainless. But Anderson has certainly managed to get the best cast he’s ever had to work with so perhaps they’ll save this somewhat. At any rate, everyone involved seems to be enjoying themselves immensely though, action-wise, its essentially “Resident Evil” in old timey mode.

“The Three Musketeers” will throw swords at your face on October 14th. Check out the synopsis and trailer below (or in HD at Apple).

The hot-headed young D’Artagnan (Logan Lerman) joins forces with three rogue Musketeers (Matthew MacFadyen, Luke Evans and Ray Stevenson) in this reboot of Alexandre Dumas’ story. They must stop the evil Richlieu (Christoph Waltz) and face off with Buckingham (Orlando Bloom) and the treacherous Milady (Milla Jovovich). The action adventure is given a state of the art update in 3-D.

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Comments

kellen

i remember when i thought i read that it was a ‘paul thomas anderson’ picture boy oh boy was i wrong

Julian Stark

This looks like it’ll be decent commercial fluff at best, but I’m not holding my breath for even that. I bet this’ll revert back to the morbidly inane practice of having objects “pop out” at people in the audience…

God, this looks terrible.

Stephen M

Not gonna lie, I just had a fit of high-pitched, uncontrollable giggling.

bobmorton

do you see? DO YOU SEE?

Oliver Lyttelton

You know, I always thought that Dumas missed a trick by not including flamethrowers and fucking flying pirate ships in the original novel.

Irrelephant

no love for Event Horizon?

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