5 Stars Who Could Be In The Running To Play Tom Cruise’s Next Wife

5 Stars Who Could Be In The Running To Play Tom Cruise's Next Wife

Some surprising news broke late Friday night which has had Hollywood abuzz all weekend. No, not another big-budget movie cancellation or high-profile reshoots, but instead a major high-profile bit of recasting. For the past five years, Katie Holmes has been playing the role of Tom Cruise‘s wife, one of the most widely sought-after parts in Hollywood. Her five-year contract was up, and while a renewal was widely expected, negotiations appear to have fallen apart at the last minute, with Holmes, like previous incumbents Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman, exiting the role at the age of 33.

Whether Holmes goes on to Oscar-winning glory like Kidman, or competitive poker-playing like Rogers, remains to be seen, but a more immediate effect is that a casting hunt will get under way the likes of which hasn’t been since the search for Lisbeth Salander and Katniss Everdeen. Like the female equivalent of James Bond or Doctor Who, each actress has had different spins on the role — from Kidman’s statuesque ice queen to Holmes’ faintly-brainwashed pod person — but the requirements remain the same : a love of extreme sports and Xenu, and a propensity for standing at premieres and waving.

Rumors in the comments section of Deadine Hollywood are that top agencies, including WME and CAA, have already received faxed casting breakdowns for the part, with those in contention for the role (screen tests are likely to take place in Iceland, where Cruise is shooting “Oblivion“) are expected to sign non-disclosure agreements, before a two-year “girlfriend” trial period, known as the Penelope Cruz Clause. Names of who might be in the running are top secret, but as we’ve done for many other high-profile parts in the past, we thought we’d run down five possible candidates who we think might have the right stuff for one of the most demanding, yet rewarding, roles available right now.

Brit Marling
Why She Could Do It: Marling is already clearly on Cruise’s radar, having been courted for roles in both “Jack Reacher” and “Oblivion,” and while she ultimately turned both down, could the third time be the charm? Having played the otherworldly leader of a manipulative, secretive sci-fi-tinged cult in “Sound Of My Voice,” we can totally see why the actor might think they had something in common.
Why She Might Not: At 28, Marling only has a few years before what’s known as “The Awakening” — when previous actresses in the role have become aware of their situation, and run for the hills.

Emma Stone
Why She Could Do It: Along with Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone is a media darling, one of the most talked about starlets of the moment, and it would be a good way for Cruise to not skip a beat and get back on the horse. Also, like Holmes, Stone played the female lead in a superhero movie, and would be able to prove her love for Cruise by letting herself be replaced by Maggie Gyllenhaal for the sequel. Plus her boyfriend Andrew Garfield, is one of the few actors that Cruise could beat in a fight if it came to it.
Why She Might Not: At 5’6″, Stone is actually an inch smaller than Cruise, which could mean that the guy who carries around the box Cruise stands on for photo opportunities might be out of a job. Also, she’s quite feisty, which might mean additional levels of re-programming would be required.

Kate Mara
Why She Could Do It: While less well-known than some of these names, Mara was in the running to play Catwoman in “The Dark Knight Rises,” so has experience with this kind of secretive, high-profile casting run-off. Plus she shares DNA with sister Rooney Mara, who’s already won out one of the most competitive races in recent memory, landing the lead in “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.” Also has roughly the same name as Holmes, which makes it easier for Cruise to remember who he’s supposed to namecheck while jumping on sofas.
Why She Might Not: Once dated McG. That’s got to be a hard thing for any future boyfriends to come to terms with.

Elisabeth Moss
Why She Could Do It: Like Holmes, the star of “The West Wing” and “Mad Men” started in TV, but is making increasing inroads into the movie world. Crucially, she’s also already a Scientologist, so is familiar with the religion’s quirky customs like not making sounds during during childbirth, and being imprisoned on cruise ships. Peggy Olsen quitting Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce may have been an early hint of where Olsen’s career was heading.
Why She Might Not: She criticized ex-husband Fred Armisen, saying “He’s so great at doing impersonations. But the greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person.” This worryingly suggests an outspoken quality, and also ability to determine when an actor is pretending to be a normal person.

Joaquin Phoenix
Why He Could Do It: As shown in the gonzo mock-doc “I’m Still Here,” he has prior experience of leading a fake life and going into semi-retirement. He recently worked with previous Cruise collaborator Paul Thomas Anderson on “The Master,” so an introduction should be easy to arrange, and that film revolves around Scientology, so he should know what he’d be getting into. Also, is a man.
Why He Might Not: Nope, can’t really see a problem with this one.

Honorable Mentions: Recent Cruise co-stars include Paula Patton, Julianne Hough, Malin Akerman, Cameron Diaz, Rosamund Pike, Andrea Riseborough, Olga Kurylenko and Melissa Leo (who is more age-appropriate than others, which persumably rules her out), and any of them might be wooed for a return engagement. Meanwhile Jessica Chastain, Hayley Atwell and Alexa Davalos were all in the running for parts in recent Cruise movies, and Emily Blunt is starring with the actor in “All You Need Is Kill,” so she should probably be on her guard.

Scarlett Johansson was in the running for the gig before Katie Holmes got it: the actress seemingly rejected Scientology at the time, but may be more open to these days. Elizabeth Olsen would ordinarily be a good choice, but showed that she’s capable of escaping from weird communes in “Martha Marcy May Marlene.” Oh, and Vanessa Paradis is available these days too. Plus one of the Fannings is legal now, right?

– With thanks to RP, Kevin Jagernauth and Jessica Kiang

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Comments

Starlet

Well, Jennifer Lopez is a devoted scientologist, her dad has been a scientologist for over 20 years.
David Miscavige (leader of the church of scientology and Tom cruise's pimp) has guided and helped Jennifer Lopez to divorce Marc Anthony. David Miscavige controls Tom's life as his man-wife and he would only want a "wife" (only for PR reason) that he (david) can control too. I believe Jennifer Lopez is a great prospect.

Starlet

As an ex-church of scientology member, in 2004-2005 I personally witness set
ups/ pimping by David Miscavige for his "man-wife" Tom Cruise. David Miscavige
ordered all the orgs across the planet to find Scientologist beautiful girls
20-25 years old for a "special project". Yolanda Pecoraro, 19 years old,
parishioner at CCI (celebrity center international-LA) was set up with Tom, date
him for about 4 weeks, accompanies him to IAS event :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTKxtMGcvAY , Yolanda is wearing pink long
dress in this clip and standing between Tom Cruise and Mary Lee (Tom's mom).
Towards her last 2 weeks of relationship with Tom Cruise, David Miscavige was
pimping for another girl for Tom Cruise. They found a gorgeous brunette, 25
years old, squeaky clean, scientology parishioner whom they did a thorough
investigation on her while keeping her at Celebrity Center-LA.
In the meantime, removed Yolanda, silenced her by having Tom Cruise buy her full
Scientology Bridge/training and some major Counseling/auditing at CCI-LA.
Yolanda and her whole family are Scietologists and have signed "confidential
bond" to keep secrecy and never expose the truth to any Scientologists or media,
otherwise they will be declared Suppressive"SP".

yiiopy

and by the way miss mara doesn't need it there's enough inher plate

yiiopy

Kristen Stewart would be perfec and camille belle

bob hawk

A new low mark for Playlist. This "staff"-written piece (what, nobody wants to take individual credit for this?) isn't funny because it isn't smart enough to realize that at least half of the women mentioned are waaay too intelligent and proud to take on and fake a role that has become a bit worn around the edges and isn't fooling most people anymore. Some of them also have a genuine and healthy sense of humor, which would not render them as very good candidates for subscribing to Scientology.

Cruise, who IS a talented actor, should focus on that and — if he must marry again — pick a non-actress, non-celebrity. And Playlist should stop insulting so many actresses managing to earn a good living in their chosen profession — some of whom also have hot, age-appropriate boy friends .

Lacey

hahaha! thanks for the laugh….i'm sure the brainwashtologists are lining up the latest Stepford wife to keep Cruise in check.

Shannon

Hopefully all these ladies have enough common sense to stay away from Cruise…But I bet he will take another wife. He is always going to try to use his love life and spouse to boost his career.

lenij

Joaquin Phoenix, that's a good one. lol.

Micah

This article was hilarious. I wonder if Scientologists will be trolling every unflattering article on Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise

mmm…Joaquin….mmmm

Sam

seriously playlist, your better than this!

ryan

what an awful article :(

Haha

Kristen Stewart would be perfect. She is a closeted lesbian and already looks miserable all the time. No one would notice the brainwashing.

Knative

I think Camilla Belle is a good choice. She's really attractive and young, so she'd look good on his arm. Her career is failing, plus, she already has experience dating a supposedly closeted gay man (a Jonas brother).

Kim

That's really funny because that's what I was thinking as soon as I heard they were getting a divorce. I was like "so another casting list? Who this time? Are the Olsen twins or their sister too old?"

Butthurt Commenters

So much butthurt in here.

hank

if they didn't think it was funny, they must be a Scientologist.

James

Hilarious. If you're pissing off this many Scientologist trolls, you're clearly doing something right:) Keep it up!

Swell

Playlist is completely oblivious as to its site's strengths and weaknesses. I had hoped that they had just recently turned a corner, but I guess there is no alchemy strong enough to make douches anything but douches. I guess the search is on for a new bookmark.

Miranda

Incredibly dumb and sexist. Keep scraping the bottom of the barrel for hits.

Junebug

Julianna Hough or Blake Lively. They are the only two young and dumb enough to sigh a new contract.
Thanks for the laugh!

Gabe NotToro

Tremendous. An uncommonly successful Playlist comedy article.

Kate

This is absolute gold. Thanks for the laugh!

Maude

No starlet in recent times has seemed to be more deseperate for fame than Blaka Lively and she already "dated" Dicaprio. She gets my vote.

Alex

So funny. What about Mila Kunis? As soon as her fake PR hookup with Kutcher is over. Hollywood, that place. Gotta love'em.

kitcon

You had your beers and 4th celebration a few day early.

Zack

Dear commenters who are totally not Tom Cruise sockpuppets,
If you can't handle celebrities being made fun of, maybe the Internet is not for you.

amazing

LOL

arnaud

So unfunny…I tickled my armpits and it was still unfunny.

BobMann

Best thing I've read all day.

Lizzy

Best way to start my morning. Well said, Playlist, well said. Can't wait for the callback list.

AHHNOLD

Wow epic fail bet you think you are a real comedian eh?

Sandra

Amazing list. I choose Joaquin for obvious reasons.

Wilby Daniels

Really? I'm the first to say John Travolta? I thought I would be like the tenth.

DG

Its all fun and games until Scientology assassins snipe out Katie Holmes

easy company

wow,wow,wow.this was sad,low,pathetic,boring and unfunny even for playlist.

Mitchell

Classy.

Consider

It's obviously going to be Julianne Hough. Sorry Ryan Seacrest, Juli's in for an upgrade.

jimbo

best indiewire article. possibly ever

sam

you're assholes. seriously. and i'm not even a Cruise fan.
kept looking for the punchline.

Statler

This was fun.

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