As part of its ongoing effort to catalog the rapid debasement of the English language, Criticwire created the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week Award, bestowed upon one remarkable web denizen for their outstanding achievement in the field of crazy. As always, the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week has not been edited in any way. Someone actually wrote this. No, seriously.
The Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week for Friday, July 6th:
District 9 sucked, basically because how are we supposed to empathize with the main character who’s just nasty and will screw anyone or anything over to fix himself. I just-didn’t-get-it…
Congratulations, Neoracer Rox! For declaring that a movie “sucked” despite apparently skipping over the last few scenes, and for asserting a character’s motivation while simultaneously professing to not understand it at all and for inexplicably formatting the last sentence of your remark like a broken URL, you are the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week. But it’s also basically because your last name is almost certainly not Xox.