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‘Gang Of Roses 3’ In The Works (Oh Joy!)

'Gang Of Roses 3' In The Works (Oh Joy!)

I don’t know about you, but I think that those Gang of Roses movies are, pound for
pound, some of the funniest films being made right now.

You know, those ultra-low budget, hip-hop
westerns about an outlaw female gang with a cast made of black “D-listers.”

Now of course, the films are supposed to be all tongue in
cheek. Well, that is, I hope they’re supposed to be satirical, because if
the filmmakers meant for these films to be taken seriously, then they’re way off
the mark.

The first GOR film, which came out in 2005, with Lil’ Kim, LisaRaye, Stacey Dash and Bobby Brown reportedly grossed some $18 million, which is especially
impressive when you consider that means they made a $17,999,000 million profit from the movie.

The second GOR (subtitled The Next Generation) with Amber
Rose, Eurika Pratts, Teyana Taylor
and Rocsi
Diaz
 sold close to 200,000 since its Feb 2012 release.

So it was with unbridled joy when I got a press release
to announce that funding has been secured, and that plans are underway for the
third and final Gang of Roses film, which will start shooting this August, for a
projected Feb. 2014 release.

This new film, which will be produced by Nulite
Entertainment
and Indie Lab Film Studios will be set in “1903 New Mexico, at a
local brothel. Several of the
“working women” there plan a heist that brings them on a collision
course with a group of bandits on the path of revenge.”
(
Which sounds exactly like the plotline for the previous two films).

According to director Jean-Claude La Marre, who wrote and directed the previous GOR films:
“The
script is incredible.  We want the third
and final installment to rise up to the expectations of the fans.  It has to be fun, sexy and
action-packed.”

Hey, just as long as it’s as funny as the first two, then I’ll
be very satisfied.

According to the release “several names are being considered
for lead roles in the  new movie,  including Rihanna, Keri Hilson, and Nicki
Minaj.”
  

Which means that the film will most likely star Lil’Kim, though of
course she’ll be totally unrecognizable.

Here’s the trailer for Gang of Roses 2

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Comments

Tim

What!! Hot Black Women in CHAPS!!
Sign me up!!!
I wish i was their PRISONER and i was tied up on a horse behind one with their chaps and big black Butt!!

Dave's Deluxe

Sergio, where'd you get those numbers from reporting the profit on the first movie? If indeed GoR 1 was that profitable, it would stand to say these guys would/should be making their movies for Big Studios by now, as the studios always come sniffing around when they smell somebody makin cash (and not paying them a cut).

Bri Brorn

I'm so waitn for part 3

Bri Brorn

I'm so waitn for part 3

Bri Brorn

I'm so waitn for part 3

Ivana Cash

Jean-Claude La Marre is a thief who charges actors to audition for his shit movies. He's clever and charges via casting director "workshops" where actors pay to audition, and via a sleazy "party invite" where an actor must pay $20 to attend a party in order to be considered for the film.

Actors need to know what a douchebag this guy is. NEVER pay to play, and certainly not for a shot at this crap.

class of fitness

It only made that kind of money, because of VHS & DVD sales? since the first movie came out in 2003. when VHS was still around.

JEFTCG

Anyone who would call this flick an "installment" with a straight face is clearly a better poker player than I.

Man-Over-Bored

Jean-Claude La Marre has got to be one of the worst directors ever — his projects are consistently unwatchable, every one of them!

blah, blah

Yeah I had no idea there were three of them. I knew about the first one and just figured that this was some quick money scheme, not that they were dead serious about it. Now I got to go watch the first two

Donella

Niki Minaj, Keri Hilson, Rihanna… so they're not even going to attempt a trained actress in the lead. Or no trained actress wanted to carry a video star from scene to scene.

i'mjustsaying

i just want to know where they got those silky hair weaves in the wild, wild west

CareyCarey

My man, my man, you've done it again. In my opinion this is your best tongue-n-cheek post of this quarter. I know, some folks don't get it but you crack me up.

Some jewels:

"…pound for pound, some of the funniest films being made right now…"

…"Which means that the film will most likely star Lil’Kim…"

…hip-hop westerns about an outlaw female gang with a cast made of black "D-listers."

D-listers… stop it, you're hurting me :-)

"According to director Jean-Claude La Marre, who wrote and directed the previous GOR films: "The script is incredible. We want the third and final installment to rise up to the expectations of the fans. It has to be fun, sexy and action-packed. (Which sounds exactly like the plotline for the previous two films).

"You did read the synopsis for the new one right? Sure sounds like they're prostitutes to me."

Sergio, you are a mess… but I like that in you.

Boss lady

These movies are campy for sure but as an African American woman I applaud the filmakers for at least trying something new! Wait, you mean we don't just play maids, mammies and prostitutes. So for that reason alone I'll continue to support this!

NO BRAINER

Meanwhile, Box Office Mojo has the original Gang of Roses making only 30K. I didn't even know this turd made it to theaters. I can't imagine any film making $18 million in overall revenue without a substantial box office. Theatrical gross drives the overall gross of all films.

NO BRAINER

There's a third installment??? They should've quit after the first one, which is one of the worst movies I ever saw.

WJ

I couldn't even get past the first 20mins of "GOR II".

ugh.

BluTopaz

"The first GOR film, which came out in 2005, with Lil’ Kim, LisaRaye, Stacey Dash and Bobby Brown reportedly grossed some $18 million"

That's not a typo? It's not supposed to say $18 thousand?

Sweeta

I thought today was gonna be a bad day. Then I read this, "The first GOR film, which came out in 2005, with Lil’ Kim, LisaRaye, Stacey Dash and Bobby Brown reportedly grossed some $18 million, which is especially impressive when you consider that that means they made a $17,999,000 million profit from the movie," and the clouds parted. Thank you.

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