Another very popular late ’70s Saturday morning cartoon has just reached DVD through Warner Archive and, depending on your attachment to childhood memories, is either a reason for celebration or for an “Ugh.” Actually, either way, it still adds up to an “Ugh,” flawlessly performed by the great Mel Blanc himself, in one of his last leading cartoon character roles.
Wouldn’t it have been weird to be at the network pitch for Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels? “Okay, there’s this caveman guy, but he’s a super hero that’s been trapped in ice for about 2 million years until these shapely young detectives, who happen to be exploring the frozen north in their miniskirts, discover him and he helps them solve mysteries…
“No, it’s not another Scooby Doo. Not exactly. It’s like Charlie’s Angels but with a hairy caveman instead of David Doyle…
“Let me put it another way…”
In 1977, Charlie’s Angels was all the rage, along with disco music and Star Wars. Hanna-Barbera worked both into several cartoons of the era, including another series you may think you dreamed but really happened called Casper and the Angels (which I kind of liked anyway). Even Yogi Bear eventually flew into the galaxy and visited floating space discos. (You didn’t dream that, either.)
Captain Caveman looks like one of the Slag Brothers from Wacky Races and must have been the most fun element of the show to animate. Being composed of lines and scribbles, he was the seven dwarfs to the more naturalistic Teen Angels, who presented more of an animation challenge, as with Snow White (this may be the first time Captain Caveman has been compared to Snow White.)
Therefore, sometimes the Teen Angels look wonderful, striking the poses on the model sheets at one moment, but look awkward the next. Such is the result of breakneck production speed at limited budgets, especially when you consider that Captain Caveman was a ten-minute segment sandwiched into the two-hour Scooby’s All-Star Laff-A-Lympics.
In its premiere year, the two-hour block contained a segment of Laff-A-Lympics, a Scooby Dooadventure, a Captain Caveman and another Laff-A-Lympics. The Scooby segments have been released as the “lost” third season. You can even find pretty much all of the Laff-A-Lympics on various DVDs, and can re-create your Saturday morning paradise. I would suggest frying some bacon to make it a multi-sensory experience.
A few more Captain Caveman shorts were made for the second season, retitled Scooby’s All-Stars.You could also root for Cavey and the Angels as competitors on the “Scoobie-Doobies” team in the Laff-A-Lympics segments. In Spring 1980, the Captain got his own half hour. The DVD set pairs two stories into 20 half-hours; 40 total cartoons. This is likely the way the series was packaged for syndication and cable.
Clearly this was a satisfactory, if not phenomenal, success for Hanna-Barbera and ABC. A board game, coloring books, comics and other merchandise graced the store shelves. I even have a card game that features Cavey, Taffy, Brenda and Dee Dee.
The three Angels don’t get much time to develop character aspects in the short episodes. The premise itself, in HB tradition, is spelled out during the theme song in 30 seconds by none other than Gary Owens. Like Charlie’s Angels, there is a “smart one” in this trio – that would be Dee Dee. (Remember the wonderful Vernee Watson? I recall seeing her as the Bachlorette on The Dating Game!) Brenda comes up with wacky plans and schemes and is voiced by Marilyn Schreffler, who also played Olive Oyl around this time. Taffy (Laurel Page) flirts with Cavey to get him to do brave deeds.
Cavey yells his name a lot. I would imagine millions of kids did, too, though Blanc’s performance of the yell is clearly the same one used over and over. Also used a lot is a transition device with a window and other things flying at the camera. Because of the brevity of each story, they all start with a Teen Angel exposition line: “Well, here we are on a Mississippi Riverboat!” “Golly, it’s groovy to be here in New York City!” It is recommended that a few Captain Caveman episodes be savored at a time, instead of binge viewing, because of these patterns.
There is no real theme song, just some of the background music with Owens, telling us how hilarious and sometimes scary it’s going to be. The first and second season end titles, at least on the DVD set, come from the tail end of Laff-A-Lympics and look like the type was laid over that spin art some of us used to make at the carnival.
The third season end titles have a country sound to them with different credits. There are some fun stories in the mix, including one that finds the Teen Angels back in time to meet Cavey’s parents. Unlike Scooby Doo mysteries, which are always supernatural in theme, the stories here are also about jewel robberies and smuggling rings without as many of those disguised ghosts that can inexplicably fly through the air and pick up solid objects even though they turn out to be 16mm films with crude little sound systems.
Zoinks, I’m getting nostalgic. Excuse me now while I fry up some bacon.
SEASON ONE (Segments of Scooby’s All-Star Laff-A-Lympics)
1. The Kooky Case of the Cryptic Keys – September 10, 1977
2. The Mixed-Up Mystery of Deadman’s Reef – September 17, 1977
3. What a Flight for a Fright – September 24, 1977
4. The Creepy Case of the Creaky Charter Boat – October 1, 1977
5. Big Scare in the Big Top – October 8, 1977
6. Double Dribble Riddle – October 15, 1977
7. The Crazy Case of the Tell-Tale Tape – October 22, 1977
8. The Creepy Claw Caper – October 29, 1977
9. Cavey and the Kabuta Clue – November 5, 1977
10. Cavey and the Weirdo Wolfman – November 12, 1977
11. The Disappearing Elephant Mystery – November 19, 1977
12. The Fur Freight Fright – November 26, 1977
13. Ride ‘Em Caveman – December 3, 1977
14. The Strange Case of the Creature from Space – December 10, 1977
15. The Mystery Mansion Mix-Up – December 17, 1977
16. Playing Footsie with Bigfoot – December 24, 1977
SEASON TWO (Segments of Scooby’s All-Stars)
17. Disco Cavey – September 9, 1978
18. Muscle-Bound Cavey – September 16, 1978
19. Cavey’s Crazy Car Caper – September 23, 1978
20. Cavey’s Mexicali 500 – September 30, 1978
21. Wild West Cavey – October 7, 1978
22. Cavey’s Winter Carnival Caper – October 14, 1978
23. Cavey’s Fashion Fiasco – October 21, 1978
24. Cavey’s Missing Missile Miss-tery – October 28, 1978
SEASON THREE (Stand-Alone Half Hour Show)
25. The Scarifying Seaweed Secret – March 8, 1980
26. The Dummy – March 15, 1980
27. Cavey and the Volcanic Villain – March 22, 1980
28. Prehistoric Panic – March 29, 1980
29. Cavey and the Baffling Buffalo Man – April 5, 1980
30. Dragonhead – April 12, 1980
31. Cavey and the Murky Mississippi Mystery – April 19, 1980
32. Old Cavey in New York – April 26, 1980
33. Cavey and the Albino Rhino – May 3, 1980
34. Kentucky Cavey – May 10, 1980
35. Cavey Goes to College – May 18, 1980
36. The Haunting of Hog Hollow – May 24, 1980
37. The Legend of Devil’s Run – May 31, 1980
38. The Mystery of the Meandering Mummy – June 7, 1980
39. The Old Caveman and the Sea – June 14, 1980
40. Lights, Camera… Cavey! – June 21, 1980
Voices Include Mel Blanc, Vernee Watson, Marilyn Schreffler, John Stephenson, Lennie Weinrib, Casey Kasem and Virginia Gregg
Created by Joe Ruby and Ken Spears
Directed by Charles A. Nichols, Ray Patterson and Carl Urbano