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Watch: The Onion Movie Critic Thinks ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug’ Can’t Compare To Toranda

Watch: The Onion Movie Critic Thinks 'The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug' Can't Compare To Toranda

While a mini-debate sort of simmers around the interwebs about “The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug,” and its worthiness as a standalone movie—even though it’s basically a two hour, forty minute journey to open a door—The Onion gets right down to it and tells it like it is: simply put, nothing in J.R.R. Tolkien or Peter Jackson‘s world can even compare The Kingdoms Of Toranda.

Never heard of it? That’s because it’s creation of The Onion movie critic Peter Rosenthal, who believes that ‘Smaug’ is kind of infantile when compared to the first book in his own series, “The Shattered Amulet Of The Red Warlock.” As usual, this is hilarious stuff from the dudes at the comedy site, so give it a spin below.


The Onion Reviews ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug’

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Comments

bob

ok i know your only doing what most would do to get his book to the top
but no book comes anywhere near as complex or dazzlingly awesome as Tolkiens series, for if you think there are only the hobbit and the lord of the rings,try reading the silmarrion or one of the others about middle earth

bella

lol!!! you try to deceive me again by giving a false link, yesterday I click on your link and my computer died because a virus,
finally I searched on google again to watch the film for free, and I find him in http://goo.gl/gFkQxQ
do not believe this guy, he's just a con man who tries to spread the virus to your computer

who am i

I hope you repent andkeeep reading Playlist.

pamlan

once I figure out where I can watch the film free at last I found a link where I can
watch the film for free, please you here http://goo.gl/gFkQxQ

there you can watch the film for free even you can download, thank you for moris
already showed me a place where I can watch the film for free

dakri

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HYOLEE

there you can watch the film for free even you can download, thank you for moris
already showed me a place where I can watch the film for free

Fred

I'd like a transcript of the whole series please. When does the RPG come out?

Hiebert

I loved the Toranda saga and can't wait for book nine! Please don't die before you finish them like George RR Martin did with Game of Thrones!

Mandell

Sounds great! Do the movie or movies, write the book series and hope he is not just joking…Is he joking?

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