Pornhub Sexes Up the Emmys With Parodies of ‘House of Cards,’ ‘The Big Bang Theory’ and ‘Mad Men’

Pornhub Sexes Up the Emmys With Parodies of 'House of Cards,' 'The Big Bang Theory' and 'Mad Men'

Because everything today needs to have some sort of connection to the Emmys, Pornhub (the web site devoted to, well, you know) has released a series of posters that celebrate its potential picks in the key categories of Best Comedy Series and Best Drama series. We offer them up below, for your enjoyment, in ascending order of quality. 

The Big Bang Theory

Easily the laziest of the bunch, both in terms of concept and presentation. They couldn’t even bother to doll the ladies up like fake nerds? For shame. 

Orange is the New Black


Not bad. The only real problem is that save the cheap Halloween costumes and under-cleveage, this is pretty much identical to Netflix’s actual advertising campaign. 

Mad Men


Elegantly executed, though lacks a certain titillation factor.

House of Cards


There are two versions of this poster, but we went with this edition because it’s the only one of the lot that chooses to objectify men instead of women, and also the actor bears a striking resemblance to another Emmy nominee, Aaron Paul. Congratulations, “House of Hards.” Your sister show may not win tonight, but you’ve won in our hearts.   

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Comments

Why do you have to ruin the article?

Objectify women? It’s porn for shit’s sake. Men watch it for sexual reasons. If men came after hearing women talk about glee for 5 minutes, that’s what pornhub would be. God, what a retard you idiot.

eww

Those women look GROSS!

Marvin the Perv

Thanks to IndieWire, I am immediately going to PornHub right now! Thanks, IndieWire!

No

I know the womenfolk at Women and Hollywood and the other pro-fem blogs are going to love this.

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