If you’re in your mid-30s, suffering from body image issues and feeling the pressure to start a family, this Funny or Die spoof featuring the cast of the upcoming FOX comedy “Weird Loners” has a solution for you.
Above, a group of actors gather to introduce “Sailed: A Dating App For Thirty-Somethings,” which matches participants with activities — watching Netflix, taking tennis lessons or, a personal favorite, “more sleep” — rather than actual people. It also doesn’t let you reject whoever (or, more accurately, whatever) you get matched with: As Zachary Knighton (Dave on “Happy Endings”) explains, “It’s supposed to be like that… you should be happy with what you get.”
Hilarious “pairings” abound here, as well as some astute commentary on being of-a-certain-age. Watch the full video above, and be on the lookout for “Weird Loners,” premiering March 31 on FOX.