New NSFW, Extremely Graphic, Adults-Only Poster For Gaspar Noe’s ‘Love’

New NSFW, Extremely Graphic, Adults-Only Poster For Gaspar Noe's 'Love'

Seriously, we’re not kidding. Beyond this point is material that’s extremely NSFW. This is something you might find in some of the filthier magazines in some of the dingier corners of your local corner store. So, if you’re at all offended by graphic depictions of sex acts, stop and go somewhere else. You have been warned.

If you’re still here, then you are likely one of the many people who are wondering just what Gaspar Noe has to shock us with in his upcoming, 3D-enabled "Love," which has recently been added to the Cannes Film Festival. The director himself wants to go straight for the hormones, saying "with my next film I hope guys will have erections and girls will get wet." But if you wanted to know just how far he’s willing to go, well…

READ MORE: Check Out The Teaser Poster For Gaspar Noe’s ‘Love’

Producer Vincent Maraval tweeted the film’s latest poster, and well, it speaks for itself. And I thought the marketing for "Nymphomaniac" got intense. Check it out below, and then start figuring out which U.S. distributor is even going to try and take this movie on. [via Les Temps Detruit Tout]

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Jonnythec

Best French movie is Leon!

Premchand Kumar

I am a sexy man

LB Washington

Love to see

LB Washingo

Love to see

whatever

Can confirm, unless you’re a chronic masturbator, most people can do it regularly

Gerard

Who cares if you can shoot that much load? 50% of this movie are graphic sex scenes. Take that all away. What do you really have left? Nothing. Obviously a director who has little intelligence value to be able to distinguish between sex and love. Showing people fuc&ing is not love. But then what do you expect of a director who chose a female with no acting experience whatsoever [ Klara Kristin ] he met her in a night club and put her in the film. No acting talent is necessary if all you are going to do is lay there and let people watch you copulate. You know. Just like porn.

faulkner

what’s your hang up with filmed sexual acts? it can totally be an art form. hence, erotica. pornography is not inherently a negative or lesser art form; however, a lot of pornography sure is awful, and i mean nearly all of it, nearly. good erotica can stimulate both the intellect and the emotional aspects of our lives, like good literature. too bad so many people have this weird notion that sex is something secretive and should not be shown, filmed, or viewed. sex is like eating and excreting, we all do it and should not be ashamed of it. /rant

M. Simian

Pornography being passed off as art. Danish actress Klara Kristin should be a shoe in for the next Lars von Trier film. If Lars could just get Mads Mikkelsen to to be the male lead.

Bukkakewski

If anyone should know, it’s you Hugh.

Johnny Wadd

Peter North can certainly shoot that much.

pete smith

Gaspar is a genius. Too bad his movies are too much to handle for some american christian dipshit

lorcan bonda

This is grotesque.

Hugh Laurie

I shoot a load similiar to that or bigger on a daily basis

ricordo

and thats VINCENT MARAVAL’s penis

ORSON BONOUS

It’s official; the U.S. is on its way to hell in a handbasket.

HUGH MUSTAF SMALBALZ

Looks like a pretty average load to me…

Duder NME

Somewhere in the universe, Lars von Trier is very jealous of this marketing, vowing revenge…

jingmei

Isn’t it just normal? Unless when it becomes a picture publically?

Ishmael

Can, and just did. Hugh must be dehydrated.

jam

I like it! its about time nothing is taboo.

Kris

Coming Soon … Hilarious…

Hugh Hefner

Hi all, I tried. Didn’t jack off for more than day and jerked off just now. Came more than what’s in the poster. Keyboard is all wet. Thank you Gasper Noe.

j

Nothing to say. I’m sorry I clicked on this.

Lola

can’t wait to see, Irreverdsible is one of the best and disturbing movies I’ve ever seen …plus Bellucci and Cassel…top

Michael

I’ve never seen anything like that on the internet!

The Real Thing

Unsimulated!!

Monique A Williams

Well. I guess that’s the money shot.

Kuraegomon

Hugh, google "Peter North". The end.

Steven Millan

I don’t see that poster making it to the U.S.,otherwise it’ll be interesting upon how they’ll be advertising this film once it reaches U.S. theaters(or[more likely] VOD).

Jayson

this guys garbage and anyone dumb enough to praise what he does is just that ,dumb he’s a smut peddlar .Only idiots at cannes would think this sort of thing is worth finding a deeper meaning to .I could stare at dog shit all day and try and find some kind of deeper meaning to it but the reality is .Its dog shit its brown for the most part just like human shit and it smells bad .

Dirk

Most of us are doing some variation of this every day. What’s the big deal about putting it on a poster?

finuch

I agree, pathetic … and a new low. Seems like we’ve reached a point where nothing matters and anything goes

Steven

I will pay $50 for that poster if it’s signed by Noe with his own semen.

Jack Rabbit

Erections? Wetness? Oooo how shocking. It is almost the most grand cliche of French cinema. We have all seen it. Maybe he will shock us with an actual emotion.

HUGH G. RECTION

I LOVE it,
but 3D porn has been done many times before. Do you think A24 will try and market this? It will be a sensation when it hits Cannes, I’m sure.

TubeyChecker

Eat ‘yer asparagus boys.

Mr. T

Noe’s previous two films had a weird, infantile streak of homophobia running through them so lol can’t say I’m expecting any kind of sharp insight into human sexuality with this one.

lulu

Genius? I’ve got Winding Refn doubts about Noe, does he actually have anything interesting to say cause we’ve already got pornhub to get us hard and wet. Nymphomaniac, on the other hand, had something exciting to say about almost everything.

Hb

They spelled "cumming" wrong.

hugh ancry

the last 10 mins

Michael Fapbender

it looks like a hate poster for Shame:"so you had some problems with our previous semen poster?! here ya go…"

hugh laurie

doesnt even seem like that much.

faulkner

yes, Hugh, some of us can.

Hugh Garant

Noe is crazy ! ^^ But he’s a genius, Irréversible and Enter the Voïd were probably among the 10 best french movies in the last 15 years

Huge Jack Man

Pathetic.

Hugh Hefner

Can someone actually shoot that much load?

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