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#FreeTheBacon: Kevin Bacon Makes a Plea For More Male Nudity In Film and Television

#FreeTheBacon: Kevin Bacon Makes a Plea For More Male Nudity In Film and Television

Kevin Bacon is no stranger to full frontal male nudity on film, but unfortunately the rest of Hollywood hasn’t quite matched him.

“In so many films and TV shows, we see gratuitous female nudity, and that’s not okay,” Kevin Bacon pleads in a very welcome PSA. “Well, it’s okay, but it’s not fair to actresses, and it’s not fair to actors, because we want to be naked too. Gentlemen, it’s time to free the bacon. And by bacon, of course, I mean your wiener, your balls and your butt.”

Bacon’s suggestions?

For “Game of Thrones”: “1 or 2 weiners every couple of minutes.”
For “50 Shades Of Grey”: “Let me play Christian Gray. We’ll do the whole minute in one long close-up of my penis.”
For Marvel: “Infinity stone on the tip of my weiner.”

Seconded, all around.

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