Blues Clueless: Rachel Samuels’s “Dark Streets”
by Eric Hynes (December 10, 2008)
A scene from Rachel Samuels' "Dark Streets." Image courtesy of Samuel Goldwyn.
[An indieWIRE review from Reverse Shot.] What do noir, Busby Berkeley, the blues, and funhouse fantasy have in common? As “Dark Streets” ultimately proves, not much. Aiming for the inspired style warp of Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil” but landing somewhere in the territory of Cirque du Soleil or Disney’s House of Blues, director Rachel Samuels mashes up genre and chronology while showing little understanding or interest in the integrity of any of her sources. What motivated noir’s high contrast, its cynicism and misanthropy? What motivated the blues’ lament, its horny, smoky suicidal heartbreak? “Dark Streets” couldn’t care less, grafting together tropes despite cultural and aesthetic incompatibility, proud to wear them as layers of shabby chic fashion. Opening and closing with a bullet to the head, “Dark Streets” is narrated by a creepy mohawked MC named Prince (L.A. choreographer and performer Toledo) who lays the blues mysticism on thick. “Welcome to the blues,” he says, milking pedal notes from his voice and lighting a darkened room with a burning cig. Cut to an opening credit montage of foggy alleyways, trash-can fires, and oil-slick streets (picture Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” video tweaked with “Sin City” pretension), all scored to an overproduced number authenticated by B.B. King himself. The yarn, such as it is, finds dreamy hard-drinking melancholic cabaret owner Chaz (fresh-faced beanpole Gabriel Mann) mourning the death of his father, deflecting the attentions of brassy old-flame Crystal (Bijou Phillips) and surviving prune-faced mobsters. “The blues: once it’s in you, it’s got you,” says Prince. “It had Chaz bad.” Convinced that dad, an electricity magnate, was murdered, he enlists a reptilian, leathery Lieutenant (reptilian, leathery Elias Koteas) to turn over some rocks. In turn, Chaz hires the Lieutenant’s blonde bombshell protege Madelaine (Debbie Harry dead-ringer Izabella Miko) as the nightclub’s resident chanteuse. Before you or Prince or the somersaulting-in-his-grave Robert Johnson can say, “Don’t dance with the devil,” Chaz falls for Maddie and seals his fate. Original, swamp-glazed ditties sung by Dr. John, Etta James, Natalie Cole, and Chaka Khan blanket the soundtrack, utterly failing to sell an attractive, aristocratic white dandy as a victim of the blues. “Mood” as pose, “dark” as style, and “blues” as a button on a Casio keyboard, this is “American Idol salutes Buddy Guy” caliber culture, complete with Aaron Neville at the mike and Richie Sambora on guitar.
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