By Todd Perkins | Indiewire September 28, 2012 at 12:07PM
Ever had the secret desire to make a sex tape? No? Well how about with puppets as your stand-ins?
Variance Films, in conjunction with the release of its comedy "3,2,1…Frankie Go Boom" on October 12th (it's currently available on VOD), want you to tell them your most humiliating sex story. The winner will have their embarrassing tale filmed using puppets and screened in theaters.
In the film, Frank (Charlie Hunnam) finds himself in a very awkward one-night stand with Lassie (Lizzy Caplan). Their tame night involves tears, candy underwear, impotence, and a lot of alcohol. To make things worse, Frank's brother (Chris O'Dowd) has filmed the entire thing and may or may not blackmail his brother with it.
Here's how to take part in the contest per Variance Films:
1. Must be 18 years of age or older.
2. Tell us your humiliating sex story. Feel free to embellish, wildly- but no minors, no use of force or violence, no animals, no full names and don't plagiarize. Write it out (try and keep it under a page) and submit online HERE.
3. We'll pick the best ones, make them into 60 second puppet sex tapes, and they'll show in select theaters before screenings of "3,2,1…Frankie Go Boom" (and put them online). If you live near one of our theaters, we'll hook you and some friends up with tickets to see your humiliation live and in person on the big screen.
4. Deadline for submission is October 5, 2012.