Is he really?
Yeah, yeah. There's a number of us who are sort of, in the business, that love it.
I like that.
Well you know there are films like "Withnail and I" that were not a huge success and now are legendary.
Actually somebody sent me that to do as a play.
Really?
Yeah.
That would be interesting.
They sent the screenplay to adapt into a play.
I think that would work.
It would wouldn't it? It's quite easy to adapt into a play. I might have to....let me just write that down.
I think it's much more easy, and artistically successful, to adapt a film to a play than the other way around.
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah...there's some terrible.... I don't think there's necessarily anything wrong with a film being theatrical in terms of its use of metaphor or style but I think .... I hate when you can see the structure of a play [in the film adaptation].
Well like "Carnage" is... I don't know if you've seen it. The Roman Polanski...
Haven't seen it.
It's a play. It's like he just shot the play and it's anachronistic. It just doesn't work as a film for me.
With all your varied roles: gay, straight, comedy, drama, period pieces, what have you. Do you still find sometimes people saying 'Yeah i don't know if he can play that role...straight, Jewish.... Lots of things you're not.
I guess they must. I don't know. You tend not to....
They don't say it to your face.
Yeah, you tend not to hear that. I love "We've decided to go in a different direction." which is my favorite way to say, "I didn't want you." It's so funny, today I was reading a script by a friend of mine Ali Selim who I did a film called "Sweet Land" with and sometimes you get sent things and the description of the person is so not like you in any way: age wise, looks-wise, ethnicity even that I knew that can change and they want you to play it. And I actually really like the fact that I... well this was a 70-year-old man and I'm going to do it. I'm not going to play him as a 70 year old man but you know what I mean.
I think it's a - when they want your quality and also I love the fact that crazy things happen. A few years ago there was a part in some sci-fi thing that my agency said something about and then a couple weeks later I said, "What happened to that part in that thing..?" They said, "Well, Judi Dench got it!" I was like, whaaat? The bitch is always getting my parts, [laughs]. I quite like that!
Well sure why not. Well "The Tempest," the lead is not written as a woman's role. [Cumming co-starred with Helen Mirren and Mirren's role, Prospera, was female, changed from Shakespeare's original male Prospero.]
No, that's right. I know you can do anything. I'm going to play all the parts in Macbeth next year, as well.
On stage, or...?
On stage. Yeah, on stage.
You'll play three witches at once?
I'm going to be someone who's like, I'm telling the story of Macbeth but I'm someone who's hallucinating and things.
That sounds interesting. Sounds a little meaty!
It's going to be meaty. And it's going to be lonely as well, actually. There's going to be two other people who are in the performance but they're not - they're like just people in the hospital or wherever I am that restrain me and things like that.
So it's more like a monologue.
It'll be a monologue I mean, they don't speak, I don't think. So I'm girding my loins for that one.
Any plans on directing, again?
I've done little bits and bobs and things and little videos for the internet and things but I haven't really found anything - I imagine the next thing will be something - if I write something. I kind of got really burnt on the last film. It just took a lot out of me and I just felt... it was a nightmare. One of the producers stole the film from the cutting room and held it to ransom. I was just like - I can't - what? They don't even like the film anyway, they don't even care about it! I got into legal things... it was just so awful an experience.
I'd rather just do my own musical condom commercials and do things like that to get that fix every now and then. So no, I mean, I do like it very much, but I just kind of, and I don't really want to direct an episode of "The Good Wife."
Well you don't need to, first of all.
No I'm not. When I think of it, I think I should just keep my hand in and I sort of do just by doing weird things of my own and little films I make little video things. I see it in my future but I don't have any direct plans. Actually I had lunch with Jennifer Jason Leigh the other day and we were just laughing about, wouldn't it be hilarious to do "The Anniversary Party 2" and it was all like, the plastic surgery, all the kids are drug addicts.
Sort of like "Texasville."
AC: Yes.
But Better.
AC: Yeah. [laughs] But it would be funny to see who's with who - all our disfunctions. It would be quite a laugh. You know we actually joke about it - joked about it a few times, now. We might do something like that. It would be quite funny.
Well, you could do it as a "Funny Or Die" clip.
Yeah that would be quite good. It would be kind of crazy.
I haven't seen it since its release. I'm trying to remember the cast...
Yeah, I thought they were gonna show it because it's ten years, too and I think they couldn't find a print of it, that's why they're showing "Josie and the Pussycats." Yeah they were going to show that and I think they said someone at Warner Bros that now owns Fine Line and they're a bit shitty about letting prints go or something....it's a shame but who else is in it, did you mean?
Yeah, I was trying to remember. Kevin Kline...
Kevin Kline and Phoebe.
You'd have to pull Phoebe out of retirement
Yes, that's right! Gwyneth, Parker Posey, Jane Adams, John C. Riley, John Hickey, Dennis O'Hare...
Oh, he's fantastic.
He's amazing in it.
I love Parker Posey, she wrote... when we started Indiewire way back in the day, she actually kept a series of diaries from the set of "Suburbia."
Really!!
And they were so insane, we actually had to call them 'possibly true and potentially libelous' because she claimed that Rick Linklater dosed them all with mushroom tea and while they were rolling around on the floor hallucinating he dropped out of a drop ceiling with his pants around his ankles. All sorts of really insane stuff.
She's nuts!
It was wonderful, we still have it somewhere.
Mad as cheese. She just came into "The Good Wife" to play my ex-wife.
Yeah, I saw it.
Oh my god we laughed like drains! I thought she was brilliant in that. I could just...I love her and she's a real darling. I could just sit and watch her all the time. She's fascinating.
And you get to shoot at home.
Yeah, it's great. It's really great. I really enjoy that part of it, it's nice to sort of have a life and not be just be traveling all over the world all the time. To be able to do my own little weirdy projects and to have a base to do that from is great. And I really like "The Good Wife." I think the writing is so good. So good!
It's nice to see some of the actors on "The Good Wife" that aren't on TV a lot.... Like Josh Charles was in "Sports Night," which I thought was brilliant but then he didn't get a lot of work for a while and hadn't done television...
I know it's the guests, like Parker...Amy Sedaris is coming in, she's my nemesis. It's just, there's really great people [working on the show].
Did she bring cupcakes?
No.
She does a lot of baking.
Yeah, she's in crafts, now. She's done a crafts book. She's absolutely hilarious. She does this thing where in rehearsal she would go "Oh well, Eli, that's what you think... laughs, smiles, moves over to the door." She would say the stage directions! [laughs] It's just crazy! And when she made a mistake, instead of saying 'Oh fuck!' she says 'fish.' So she'll be going, "Oh well Eli - FISH!" like really vehemently. She's nuts!
You have to make sure and include that on the DVD's, in the outtakes, that's great.
I hope so. She's great, being able to work with her like that. Parker's coming back because she's gonna run for office.
I have to say, that episode with you and America [Ferrara] was just so sweet.
Oh when at the end she goes off? The last one, yeah. I really like that.
It was really touching.
It was touching, wasn't it? I thought it was really interesting how, when the romance started it was like, "What? This is ridiculous." And lot's of, "He's far too old for her" and I was like 'fuck you!' But then, as the episodes went on people were actually really rooting for them and it's a big sort of thing of the season. I loved it. It was very nice. She's a nice girl too, lovely. Really like her.
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zebrasnake | Mon Nov 21 21:06:13 EST 2011
would love to see america come back. eli has become a core character on the show, but the show has gotten better in general i think partly because he's raised the stakes. love alan cumming, but i especially love eli gold, everything i love in a man. mmhmmm :)