Christopher Walken could read the phone book and we'd be in stitches. You've heard him lend his Shakespearian tone to Lady Gaga lyrics, and we've all tried - and failed - to impersonate his singular dialectical bravado. Think you've heard all the Walken you can handle? Well, let us provide you with some more cowbell, if you will.

Here's some classic Walken that we saw this morning on Roger Ebert's Twitter. Here, he entrances his audience with an inspired interpretation of "Three Little Pigs" while wearing a sweater that appears to have been stolen from the reject rack in the costume department of "The Cosby Show."

Sit back and relax while His Immortal Walkenness huffs, puffs and blows your mind.