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Not At Cannes? Make Your Own 'No Cannes Do' Festival With These Films Already In Theaters

Photo of Peter Knegt By Peter Knegt | Indiewire May 15, 2013 at 11:57AM

The 66th Cannes Film Festival is kicking off right now, and maybe you're already in the south of France with a glass of rosé in your hand, skimming through the festival program. However, for the vast majority of us, this is not the case.
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"The Great Gatsby"
Warner Bros. "The Great Gatsby"

The 66th Cannes Film Festival is kicking off right now, and maybe you're already in the south of France with a glass of rosé in your hand, skimming through the festival program.  However, for the vast majority of us, this is not the case. Instead of getting Cannes-envy at the various tweets or Facebook statuses wherein the lucky ones announce one of the very first opinions of new films by Roman Polanski, the Coen brothers, Steven Soderbergh, Sofia Coppola and the like, we recommend channeling that feeling into something a little more productive: Go see some movies!

The Croisette isn't the only place in the world with working movie theaters right now. In fact, there's a bunch of great films screening in theaters right here at home.  There might not be red carpets or fancy French wine, but who really wants to put on a black tie or a gown just to sit in the dark? Your very own No-Cannes-Do Film Festival has a strict no-fancy dress policy and recommends you sneak in a water bottle full of the cheapest French wine you can find. And come next Sunday night, you can have your own closing ceremony in the street outside the movie theater where you declare -- based on an esteemed jury of yourself and whoever you bring with you -- the first ever winner of the Palme de No One Cares.

Here's our proposal for your first annual No-Cannes-Do Film Festival:

Wednesday, May 15 (Opening Night Film):
"The Great Gatsby" (Baz Luhrmann)
Wait, isn't this also the opening night movie in Cannes? That's right, you've actually probably already seen the movie everyone on the Croisette is freaking out right about now. Leonardo DiCaprio and company made it to U.S. screens five days before they opened Cannes, to lackluster reviews but big box office. If you haven't seen it, this is your only real opportunity to simultaneously experience what's on the big screen in Cannes. If you have seen it and weren't exactly a fan, we recommend giving it a second chance with a heightened awareness the folks in Cannes are unlikely to be able have access to. Say at the 4:20 screening? We promise it will be much better this time, at least for the first hour.

Thursday, May 16:
"In The House" (Francois Ozon)
The latest film from Francois Ozon -- "Young and Beautiful" -- is premiering in Cannes tonight. But his previous film "In The House" has recently expanded to arthouses all over the U.S., and it's one of the filmmakers best.  The film follows sixteen year old student Claude (young and beautiful newcomer Ernst Umhauer) who charms his French teacher Germain (Fabrice Luchini) -- not to mention the teacher's wife (Kristin Scott Thomas) -- with a series of stories about his middle class classmate Rapha (Bastien Ughetto) and his family. It's twisty and clever and you get the dose of Kristin Scott Thomas you'll miss from Cannes' "Only God Forgives."

Frances Ha, Greta Gerwig, Adam Driver

Friday, May 17:
Frances Ha (Noah Baumbach)
Look, it's a movie centered solely on woman! That's not something offered by too many films in Cannes' competition. And more over, it's a fantastic one. Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig's collaborative "Frances Ha" is a seemingly effortless black-and-white comedy that opens in theaters this Friday. It centers on titular Frances (Gerwig, in her best performance yet), a struggling post-modern dancer fumbling her way through her late 20s in New York.  Comparisons to "Girls" are inevitable (Adam Driver even has a supporting role), but "Frances Ha" is endearing, awkward and relatable in a unique (and in this writer's opinion, superior) way.

Saturday, May 18:
The Place Beyond The Pines (Derek Cianfance)
Jealous that everyone in Cannes gets to see Ryan Gosling all ripped and shirtless in Nicolas Winding Refn's "Only God Forgives"? Well, it's coming out Stateside in a month or two, and there's already a movie where Ryan Gosling is ripped and shirtless in theaters right now: "The Place Beyond The Pines." He's only in a third of it, so you can focus your energy on daydreaming about marrying Ryan Gosling for the other two thirds. Those suckers in Cannes will have to watch the whole thing!

This article is related to: Cannes Film Festival, The Great Gatsby, Before Midnight, Frances Ha, Behind the Candelabra






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