"The Director Knows Nothing"—Brian Sloan on "I Think I Do."

by indieWIRE (April 8, 1998)

"The Director Knows Nothing" -- Brian Sloan on "I Think I Do."

by Aaron Krach


Writer/Director Brian Sloan is one of those rare individuals to have actually made some money from a short film. "Pool Days" was combined with two other short films and distributed by Strand Releasing as "Boys Shorts" in 1994 The films tapped into an eager gay market, playing well across the country and on video. Four years later, Brian Sloan has finished his first feature, "I Think I Do." The ensemble comedy is one part 40's screwball, one part 70's sitcom and a third part 90's sex farce. "I Think I Do" introduces a group of college students and then reunites them 5 years later for a wedding. The film places Sloan firmly on the light-hearted, human side of independent film.

indieWIRE sat down with Brian Sloan to talk about the movie, but instead learned the secret of craft services and how to not get arrested on the set. Strand Releasing will open "I Think I Do," Friday, April 10. For more info on the film, their website is WWW.ITHINKIDO.COM.

indieWIRE: I just saw the poster wheat-pasted to a wall in Soho. How involved were you in the marketing plans?

Brian Sloan: We talked a lot about the poster design. But we ended with what we started with, which was both couples; the wedding couple and the Bob and Brendan couple. The art director decided to put them on top of the cake, to emphasize the wedding aspect.

iW: And the promo line?

Sloan: "Two couples, one wedding, no funerals." I made that up. It's stealing a line from "Four Weddings" but I think it's a nice representation of the film. "Four Weddings" without any serious death and the gay couple lives happily ever after. The main thing was to market it as a wedding comedy, without pretending it's something that it isn't. I wanted the guys to be featured as prominently as the wedding couple. Not really gay vs. straight, but about people falling in love.

iW: The marriage is an interracial one. No one talks about it, or even jokes about it. It's a complete non-issue.

Sloan: In the script, it wasn't interracial. That was discovered through the casting. Lane, the producer, had worked with Lauren Velez on "I like it Like That," and recommended her. I had seen her in that and on New York Undercover, where she plays a fierce policewoman, where she shoots people all the time. So we met for coffee and she started giving me partridge family trivia. She started talking about seventies TV shows and the Brady Bunch. She was hysterically funny and I was really pleasantly surprised. And so once we cast her, it changed everything. It really worked with the film, which is about that it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, black or white.

iW: What was your development process for "I Think I Do."

Sloan: I wrote a ten page treatment first and from there I started writing the script. It took me about three weeks to get the first draft. I get very nervous sitting at the computer and not doing anything, so I work very fast when I actually sit down to work. Then in the course of three years, I went through ten drafts. The hardest thing about going through ten drafts during that time was to get all the characters to connect. To find a balance between all the couples and to make the different story lines work together.

iW: You have made several shorts, but tell me about your "moment of panic." When you saw the trucks parked outside the hotel on the first day of shooting?

Sloan: I had never had trucks before. For "Pool Days," we had a van and my dad's car. When I saw the trucks, I thought, "Oh my god, what have I done." Then arriving on the set, the craft services table was beautifully set up and there were donuts. I thought, "Who did all this? There must have been little elves in the middle of the night." It was my first movie where I wasn't in charge of getting the donuts.

iW: I heard you almost got arrested. . .

Sloan: We were shooting at this house in New Jersey and they had gotten a permit, but not the right one. So these cops came by once and said, "You can't shoot in the street." We said, "Oh we'll be done in five minutes." Which is what you always say when the cops say you can't shoot. We kept shooting and in a few minutes two cop cars come back. One of them was the chief of police in this small New Jersey town. He starts cursing at the location manager. I was standing with some of the actors and could hear him yelling, "Where's the director? Where's the director?" Lane, the producer came over and said, "Get in the house, now!" I was like, "What's going on?" Everyone said to get in the house and go in the basement. So I was shuffled into the house. The cops were smart, because if you arrest the director, you cut the head off the beast. The production is shut down. They eventually calmed them down, maybe they paid 'em off.

iW: My favorite scene in the movie is the wedding night, when each of the couples get together in their own way. Was that fun to shoot?

Sloan: Actually it was the most difficult. Because we had this boom/camera thing to get on top and get the shots. It was so difficult to light the shots so you wouldn't see any of that or the shadows of the camera. It was the only part of the movie that was storyboarded, because I wanted images to overlap in very specific ways. While we were shooting, the Assistant Director was getting very upset saying, "Why are we taking so long to get these shots? There's no dialogue, these shots should not take so long." And I had to explain that these were very important scenes. She saw the movie last month and came up to me afterwards, "Now I understand."

iW: And all the party scenes in the dorm, those must have been fun to shoot.

Sloan: Actually those were some of the hardest too. Because we only had four days to do that. It was total insanity. The apartment was so small. Options for shooting were so limited. It looks really fun, a big party for four days. Maddie, who plays Beth, she didn't want to see a cigarette again after those four days. Because everyone was supposed to be smoking and drinking, eating candy and partying for four days, they were all physically ill at the end of four days.

iW: Did you let them all get really drunk for the scene when they are all wasted?

Sloan: No. The only scene I let them have a few cocktails before was outside of the restaurant, before going over to Trax. We were setting up that night shot, and it took forever to light that street, so they went to a bar and played Truth or Dare. And I can't tell what happened at the Truth or Dare Game. That's off the record, but it really got them in the mood for the scene. They all got along and they all started making fun of each other like their characters in the film would. Their relationships off the film started echoing their relationships on the film.

iW: Oh, so does that mean I get to ask who hooked up with whom?

Sloan: That's off the record. I didn't think anyone was getting together with anyone, but the director doesn't know anything. The one who knows, is the craft services woman. Because she sees everything, like who's getting a donut for who. Craft services knows all, the director knows nothing.

iW: What's your dream project?

Sloan: I want to do a musical. I've been inching towards it with each film. This one has two montages and the next film has four montages. It's a high school comedy, "Sluts!" with an exclamation point so everyone knows it's a joke. It's from a very warped perspective, which is my perspective.

posted on April 8, 1998
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