Beyond sharing a first name, there isn't much that Wes Anderson and Wes Craven have in common. But what if it had been Anderson who had tackled Craven's 1996 hit horror flick "Scream"?

This amateur video suggests there would be a lot of slow motion, pensive stares, existential quandaries, French speaking, off-screen narration, questions about cheese and, naturally, Elliot Smith's "Needle in the Hay."

Check it out below: