Most of us "Orange is the New Black" fans have already binge watched the entire second series of the Netflix drama, and like with season one, Uzo Aduba's Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren is a standout. Fortunately, Funny Or Die has released a "leaked" audition tape that shows what could have happened if Aduba had been cast as, well, anyone else.

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In the video, we see a very animated Aduba audition for all the main roles in the series: She puts on a red wig and makes borscht a la Red, talks about foodstuff on her breasts as a Taystee tribute and gives us a Taylor Schilling-esque stare down as Piper Chapman. 

Check out "Crazy Eyes" in all her glory below.