Ten great lines from ten bad reviews of the new exploitation sequel.
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Read More »Barbed Wire is the place where Criticwire celebrates the art of the pan. Here's where you'll find the roughest, toughest, funniest reviews, with easy access links to both article and author so you can follow more of their work.
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