"A half-hour into the film, and it feels like the eighth day of jury duty."
"Maybe 'The Internship' was secretly funded by Bing."
Barbed Wire: 'After Earth'
Barbed Wire is the place where Criticwire celebrates the art of the pan. Here's where you'll find the roughest, toughest, funniest reviews, with easy access links to both article and author so you can follow more of their work.
The best lines from the worst reviews of the new horror spoof.
The best lines from the worst reviews of Tyler Perry's new movie.
Safe to say that this will be the only film this year to inspire the phrase "like a Discovery Zone for sadomasochists."
"It's just a $6-million movie where we tried to do something different. "
The best lines from the worst reviews of the new horror spoof starring Marlon Wayans.
The best zingers from the worst reviews of the new Billy Crystal comedy.