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    Barbed Wire: 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2'

    The best lines from the worst reviews of the final "Twilight" film.

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    Barbed Wire: 'The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure'

    "The road to hell, they say, is paved with good intentions. Walking up that road are The Oogieloves."

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    Barbed Wire: 'That's My Boy'

    Ten great lines from ten bad reviews of Adam Sandler's new comedy.

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    Barbed Wire: 'Piranha 3DD'

    Ten great lines from ten bad reviews of the new exploitation sequel.

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    Barbed Wire: 'What to Expect When You're Expecting'

    This blog's crowning achievement: the best and funniest pans of the new baby mama drama (or comedy, whatever).

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    Barbed Wire: 'Dark Shadows'

    The critics are casting dark shadows over the new Tim Burton film.

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    It's the most famous line in Poe's classic poem and a popular line in reviews of John Cusack's new movie.

    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, what to write about on Criticwire the following morning suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. Then I realized it was just my dog asking to go out. Kind of killed the whole mood.

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    Barbed Wire: 'Lockout'

    Barbed Wire is the place where Criticwire celebrates the art of the pan.  Here's where you'll find the roughest, toughest, funniest reviews, with easy access links to both article and author so you can follow more of their work. 

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    Barbed Wire: 'Seeking Justice'

    Those looking for a return to form from Nicolas Cage may need to seek elsewhere.

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    Barbed Wire: 'Project X'

    The roughest, toughest, funniest reviews of the new found footage party movie.

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