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Desperate Housewives, Desperate Spam

Desperate Housewives, Desperate Spam

Is it just me, or does it seem like ever since Desperate Housewives became a hit TV show, spam emails now base themselves around the idea of infidelity? It seems like my usual spam subject titles have quickly gone from ads for cheap medication to ads for “wives who wanna cheat!”

Are we really going to think, “Hmmm… if Eva Longoria cheats with her handyman… then maybe I can get that, too?”

Here’s the oh-so-tempting offer I received today:

4 Wives looking for fun have been matched for you in your area:

1: Alexandra, 127 lbs, 5’6, 36c, 5 miles away, available Feb 7-8th
2: Sarah, 130 lbs, 5’9, 36d, 5 miles away, available most week nights (looking for side-fling)
3: Brianna, 135 lbs, 5’9, 34b, 8 miles away, available Feb 7
4: Lauren, 127 lbs, 5’7, 36c, 12 miles away, available Feb 7-8th

All 4 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos. Webcam’s
are available for all 4.

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