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The Onion | Michael Bay On Those “Waddling, Flightless Birds”

The Onion | Michael Bay On Those "Waddling, Flightless Birds"

After reading about the producers of the “The Island” blaming Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson for not being big enough stars to carry their box office flop, I thought, this is so ridiculous it could be an Onion article. Director Michael Bay has also been playing the blame game, stating numerous reasons why the film failed while ignoring the obvious. This week, The Onion offers an “op ed” piece from Bay himself as he questions why a “glorified Discovery Channel rerun” written by “a bunch of birds” is the big summer hit instead of “The Island”:

“I’ve been a major Hollywood director for a long time, and I thought I’d seen it all. But I can’t help wondering what’s happening to the entertainment industry

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