The Onion on the death of Hollywood:
Universal Studios joined DreamWorks SKG, Sony Pictures, Warner Bros., Paramount, and Fox Monday, when CEO Ron Meyer announced that the company is shutting down operations and ceasing all film production, effective immediately.
“I can always go back to Wisconsin and tend bar,” actor Mark Ruffalo said. “Maybe do some community theater. The folks you should really feel sorry for are Jack Nicholson and Tom Cruise. They’re fucking nuts. I have no idea what they’ll do without Hollywood.”