Once again, Cinderella Man is back in theaters for more of the same–no audience. Face it, Ron Howard–you directed a big, stinky flop that no one liked. No amount of re-releases or special money-back guarantees (or phone-throwing tantrums) are going to change that.
But there’s a better fight, Ron–the show you executive-produce AND narrate AND people actually like in larger numbers than Cinderella Man. That show is Arrested Development and it’s the only good thing you’ll ever be associated with (save Bryce Dallas Howard).
Use your magic powers to save Arrested Development, and all is forgiven.