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What Am I Watching This Weekend: The Doldrums Edition

What Am I Watching This Weekend: The Doldrums Edition

Annapolis (PG-13, 108 min.) 11:15am |4:55pm |10:30pm
Big Momma’s House 2 (PG-13, 99 min.) 11:10am |1:40pm |4:35pm |7:10pm |10:05pm |12:30am
Brokeback Mountain (R, 134 min.) 10:50am |1:50pm |4:50pm |7:50pm |10:50pm
Capote (R, 109 min.) 11:40am |2:20pm |5:00pm |7:40pm |10:30pm
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (PG, 125 min.) 1:50pm |7:25pm
Curious George (G, 82 min.) 11:30am |2:00pm |4:30pm |7:00pm |9:30pm |11:45pm
Final Destination 3 (R, 115 min.) 10:45am |1:00pm |3:15pm |5:30pm |8:00pm |10:20pm |12:30am
Firewall (PG-13, 100 min.) 11:45am |2:15pm |4:45pm |7:30pm |10:10pm |12:30am
Good Night, and Good Luck (PG, 100 min.) 12:00pm |2:20pm |5:05pm |7:25pm |10:00pm |12:20am
The Matador(2005) (R, 96 min.) 12:40pm |3:10pm |5:35pm |8:05pm |10:45pm
Match Point(R, 124 min.) 11:20am |2:30pm |5:20pm |8:20pm |11:20pm
Memoirs of a Geisha (PG-13, 144 min.) 12:20pm |3:30pm
Mrs. Henderson Presents(R, 103 min.) 11:15am |2:05pm |5:10pm |7:45pm |10:40pm
Munich (R, 164 min.) 6:40pm |10:15pm
Nanny McPhee (PG, 98 min.) 11:30am |2:00pm |4:35pm |7:05pm |9:40pm
The New World (PG-13, 150 min.) 3:40pm |9:45pm
The Pink Panther (2006) (PG, 92 min.) 12:15pm |2:45pm |5:00pm |7:15pm |10:00pm |12:20am
Something New (PG-13, 100 min.) 12:30pm |3:00pm |5:50pm |8:30pm |11:00pm
Syriana (R, 126 min.) 12:35pm |6:45pm
Underworld: Evolution (R, 106 min.) 11:05am |1:35pm |4:30pm |7:20pm |9:50pm |12:20am
Walk the Line (PG-13, 136 min.) 12:10pm |3:50pm |6:50pm |10:35pm
When a Stranger Calls (PG-13, 100 min.) 11:00am |1:10pm |3:30pm |5:40pm |8:10pm |10:25pm

Wow, aside from ’05 Academy holdovers it is a real shitfest out there. The studios couldn’t even muster up a half-dead romantic comedy for the weekend before Valentine’s Day. Sheesh. If I do venture out, it’ll be to see The New World again.

Oh, and a special “Fuck You” to Harrison Ford and all the assholes behind Firewall for ruining a perfectly good evening of televegetation with incessant commercials that invariably raised my blood pressure and caused much yelling at the screen. Guys, you can slap all the quotes from Moron Smith CBS Networks on the ads you like – but this thing is D.O.A.

Who’s excited for Eight Below?

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