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Make Your Own Tom Cruise Caption!

Make Your Own Tom Cruise Caption!

So, I found this random, Getty Images photo of Tom Cruise accompanying an article about how he was “bullied” in school (is this a new sympathy PR ploy pre-Mission: Impossible III?)… anyway, it’s kind of an odd photo. Why does he have an inner-ear piece? What’s being said on the other end? Join me in taking a few guesses:

1. “Tom, do not get up and jump on the sofa.”

2. “Tom, repeat after me, ‘I love Katie Holmes as more than a friend and shopping buddy.'”

3. “Tom, this is L. Ron Hubbard. I want my religion back.”

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