The Superficial offers their thoughts on the recent confirmation that child welfare officials paid a visit to Britney Spears’ Malibu estate:
I’d say it was nothing, but it’s not normal for child welfare officials to be knocking at your door. Maybe they realized leaving a human baby in the care of two mentally handicapped hillbillies could only end in tragedy. Or maybe the housekeeper caught Britney accidentally trying to eat Sean Preston again after confusing him for an opossum her husband done brought home for dinner.
NOTE: The last half of the last sentence should be read with a southern accent to get the full effect.