In his quest to take over the world, Ryan Seacrest attempted to insert himself into Discovery Channel’s Shark Week by allowing himself to be eaten by a shark. Apparently, he was frustrated that Discovery Channel was broadcasting a program in which he was neither the host, MC, nor backwards counter downer.
On his KIIS-FM radio show Monday, Ryan Seacrest said he decided to take a dip in the ocean over the weekend when, he said, “I was bit by a shark!”
Alas, the American Idol co-host, 33, wasn’t hurt too badly, as he still went on the air to blab about it.
But he’s bitter.
Seacrest (get it, sea crest?) Sharkified!
Asked by his radio co-host if anyone else got bit, Seacrest lamented: “No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!”
We’re going to need a bigger ego…