I get that you’re trying to mask your homophobia by attending the Milk premiere, but make you should keep your hands out of you’re pants while doing so?
And look, I actually think you’re going to be the most deserving candidate for best actor, and maybe even give the year’s best performance besides Sally Hawkins. But I don’t think your recent bigotry is whats going to stop you from actually getting up on that stage. It’s just, well, your peers don’t like you. And you look like that. So I’m sorry, Mickey, I know its not fair… Its a cold, discriminatory world.
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