Might you happen to be in St. Tropez tomorrow? Well, then I’ve got the party for you. RSVP info below.. This is just so weird that I felt compelled to make public. I recently received this email from a publicist — how or why I was singled out to receive such a notice is beyond me:
I would like to invite you to a party in Saint Tropez tomorrow Thursday 23rd July.
It’s the launch for the J-Craft Torpedo and the party will be at the Nioulargo Beach Club on Pampelonne from 12.30pm onward and there will be cocktails, test drives of the boat, lunch and it will be sponsored in part by DQ vodka from Sweden.
Guests will all be boat and toy enthusiasts excited to see what J-Craft has spent so long developing and as a fan of sports cars and other toys they will no doubt appreciate this brilliant boat that goes 44kts and has all the class and styling of the old Rivas.
It will be a great party and as the first ever J-Craft owner, the king of Sweden will be coming by in his J-Craft. And other invited guests include Simon Cowell, Kate Moss and Philip Green.
If you can make the party and wish to RSVP or would like images contact Oscar Faragher at firstname.lastname@example.org or Therese Gleisner at email@example.com and they can arrange it.