America, WOO! With Barack Obama back in the White House, if you’re still feeling the high of election fever, then you might want to hit your local multiplex. Nah bro, we ain’t talkin’ about that musty dusty “Lincoln” shizz, we’re talkin’ the rootin’ tootin’ pickup-truck-driving, beer-can-crushing, red-blooded, non-Socialist “Red Dawn.” BOOM. A new trailer has dropped, so get ready to salute, broseph.
Starring Chris Hemsworth AKA Thor, this movie tells the based-on-the-true-story tale — sorry, the totally made up and ridiculous remake of the 1980s movie — about some teenagers who defend God and country against nameless Asian hordes. Because they might attack one day, right? One minute, lots of action poses, and a few explosions later and you have the patriotic trailer for “Red Dawn.” We feel like having a beer. Did that kid just shout “Wolverine”? Is Hugh Jackman in this?
Wave your flag on November 21st.