Did Disney’s megahit “Frozen” already convert your child to a life of homosexuality? Well, then the devil’s work has already been done! Fundamentalist loon Kevin Swanson (the Colorado Pastor who recently blamed homosexuals for area floods) said the following on his Generations With Vision Radio show (among other things), hypothesizing that the devil himself sent “Frozen” up into theaters:
Man, how many children are taken into these things and how many Christians are taking their kids off to see the movie Frozen, produced by an organization that is probably one of the most pro-homosexual organizations in the country? You wonder sometimes, I’m not a tinfoil hat conspiratorialist, but you wonder sometimes if maybe there’s something very evil happening here. If I was the Devil, what would I do to really foul up an entire social system and do something really, really, really evil to 5- and 6- and 7-year-olds in Christian families around America?
Here’s some audio excerpts if you feel like getting your Wednesday off to a horrified start. Though really, it’s so hilarious in a way that it’s pretty easy to quickly, uh, let it go: