2. The Uncomfortable Dynamism of “Whiplash’s” Finale. Many jazz and general music enthusiasts are still wrestling with the message at the heart of “Whiplash,” with some feeling that writer-director Damien Chazelle vindicates Fletcher’s (J.K. Simmons) horrible methods. The Atlantic’s David Sims writes about the film’s dynamic ending, and how it’s simultaneously thrilling and uncomfortable.
3. Five Scary “The Twilight Zone” Episodes. Ryan Murphy might have helped bring back the anthology series with his “American Horror Story,” but his horror series can’t compare to the creepiness of “The Twilight Zone.” Just in time for Halloween, Todd VanDerWerff of Vox wrote about five of the scariest episodes of Rod Serling’s classic series (available on Netflix!).
“The Hitch-Hiker” (Season 1, Episode 16). “The Twilight Zone” is primarily remembered as a science-fiction series, and for good reason. Many of its episodes play around with the tropes of that genre, including space travel, time travel, and alien civilizations. But the show was just as good at playing around with the tropes of fantastical horror, of the urban legend. Consider this rough spin on the old phantom hitch-hiker ghost story, with a woman on a road trip who becomes aware of a presence along the side of the road. There’s a kind of grim acceptance here — as she slowly becomes aware of what kind of story she’s trapped in — that only gives the episode more potency. Read more.
4. Six Steps to Write a Terrible But Successful Horror Movie. The new horror film “Ouija” was initially pitched as a $100 million budgeted blockbuster, but it’s being releases as a $5 million horror movie that’s near-guaranteed to turn a profit, even though it looks terrible. Scott Meslow of The Week wrote about how Hollywood has found a surefire way to make bad horror movies successful, and wrote a six-step guide on how to do it (but please don’t).
Choose a premise with some vague, dubious ties to reality. History shows that there’s no more reliable premise than “based on a true story” — no matter how thoroughly those “true stories” are debunked…Unfortunately, there are only so many real-life people who claim to have met ghosts or monsters or whatever, so for our horror movie, let’s follow the “Ouija” model and go with the next best thing: turning a well-known urban legend into a horror movie. Here’s a well-traveled piece of lore that can easily be turned into the basis for a screenplay: A bride, playing hide and seek on her wedding day, climbs into a wooden trunk, accidentally locks herself in, and starves to death. Her body is finally discovered years later, covered in blood from the fingernails she broke as she desperately attempted to claw her way out. That’ll make a good first scene. Read more.
5. How and Why We Talk About Celebrity Plastic Surgery. There’s been a lot of hubbub about Renee Zellweger’s appearance on the red carpet at an Elle event, ranging from understandable surprise that she looks like a completely different person to uncomfortable nit-picking of an actress’s looks (which were much-mocked already). It’s hard to know how to add to the conversation without being glib or gawking, and Logan Hill of ScreenCrush wrote about how and why we talk about celebrity plastic surgery.
This photo—or is it your act of looking at this photo—is triggering all of these emotions. Some of these emotions—okay, so many feels—feel fine and healthy (like curiosity or concern), but, let’s face it, most of the others (beginning with self-righteousness and revulsion and diminishing to the pathetic urge to craft a retweetable punchline) are wretched and small-minded feels you’re trying to pretend that you’re not feeling, even as they burble inside you like black zombie vomit. Clearly, the only acceptable reaction is to ignore the photos and the complicated feels they trigger and express disgust at everyone else’s reactions, instead. That’s easier. Read more.