Fans anxious for the return of Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon’s cult hit sci-fi animated comedy “Rick and Morty” on Adult Swim will have to wait a little longer, but a new website (ahem, portal) will surely fill the Rick-shaped void in their lives while they wait.
To enter, all humans must join the Galactic Federation to receive their Galactic Rewards Card, which is as easy as pressing a button. Once inside, the inner workings of the galaxy are laid bare, as well as some characteristically hilarious videos satirizing Internet culture. One begins: “We Think These Interspecies Couples Are Beautiful.” Hashtag: Inspirational, hashtag: Klaargworthy.
Another one titled: “Blurtfeed Presents: Five Simple Hacks To Keep Your Hordes Of Offspring At Bay,” advises viewers to “inspire dread in your offspring by introducing human deities” and “give them paper towel rolls.” Hashtag: #freerick. Other videos include security cam footage of Jerry scrolling through an iPad on the toilet, and a recipe for easy hu’aaaig sliders.
You can also explore the Galactic Federation prisoner database, holding creatures wanted for crimes such as “smuggling mega-seeds in anus or anus-like cavity.” No word on where Rick is being kept. Rest assured that Morty, Jerry, Beth, and Summer are on the case.
Sign up for the Galactic Federation Rewards Card here.