How Late-Night TV Torched Trump’s NFT Announcement

"We already have Donald Trump trading cards — they're called subpoenas," Jimmy Kimmel joked. Colbert, Fallon, and Meyers were just as merciless.
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Donald Trump’s “major announcement” turned out to be something between a dud and just plain dumb. On Thursday, the 45th president of the United States of America unveiled the launch of an NFT trading-card collection. The digital artwork features images of Trump dressed as a cowboy, a superhero, an astronaut, a Navy pilot, and other iconic American archetypes.

Unsurprisingly, the unveiling of these NFT cards was widely mocked — especially given the widespread speculation that Trump would be throwing his hat into the ring as a candidate for Speaker of the House. That might have qualified as “major,” but not this. What Trump’s actual announcement did was provide prime material for late-night television. All four major (ongoing) hosts — Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy Fallon — poked fun at the news on their Thursday shows.

On “The Late Show,” Colbert played the teaser video for the NFT set, which featured Trump saying “America Needs a Superhero.” Naturally, the art (we use that word liberally) depicted him with laser vision. Colbert mocked the contrast of the ex-president, “the ex-most powerful person in the world,” releasing such embarrassing merch in an attempt to stay relevant. The intangible trading cards go for $99 a pop.

“This is the least-dignified attempt at post-presidential merchandising since the launch of Tickle-Me-Truman,” Colbert said, before plugging Trump’s launch’s website as: “www.TheSaddestF-ckingThingYou’veEverSeen.Org.”

Meyers, in his monologue for “Late Night,” called the entire strategy pathetic. He riffed on Trump’s announcement video, in which 45 describes the artwork as “pertaining to my life and career.” He’s just trolling us all at this point, yes?

“Real quick, which part of your life and your career is sunglass astronaut?” Meyers asked. “‘Cause I feel like I would have remembered that.”

Meyers also got a kick out of the timing of the announcement, which came shortly after NFT firm FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried was arrested for multiple counts of wire fraud and conspiracy. “They got SBF, looks like there’s an opening available then,” Meyers said.

Over on ABC, Kimmel referred to the digital offering as effectively nothing and poked fun at Trump’s various legal controversies during and after his term in office. “Not even real trading cards — digital trading cards, which is another way of saying nothing,” he said. “Last time you got a red hat, now he’s selling you nothing.”

“By the way, we already have Donald Trump trading cards — they’re called subpoenas,” Kimmel quipped.

On “The Tonight Show,” Fallon stressed that the announcement video is indeed real before playing it in full to a laughing audience.

“Even the most die-hard Trump supporters were like, ‘Okay, now I’m worried,'” Fallon said. “You know your campaign isn’t going well when your reelection strategy is, ‘Maybe people will like me as a Pokémon.’ Trump was like, ‘These cards are like classified documents, you’ve got to catch them all.'”

Watch Colbert, Meyers, Kimmel, and Fallon’s monologues below.

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